Lost And Loster

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Boozy, sexy, and troubled, Massage Therapist Samantha Black can’t figure out how her friends make life work when she couldn’t possibly! Men, rent, and simply cooking a cup of tea seem to completely confound her. Is she suffering from the effects of alien abduction, or is her condition genetic? Maybe she is plagued with paranormal activity, since large objects do seem to fly out the window without her having any memory of the event. Even the popular site Lust for Life has blocked her from its members, stating that she is not a good dating prospect to any man in the entire world. What is wrong with Samantha Black? How can such an attractive creature be so lost? Who or what will save her, and is salvation even possible?